These may be out of context but all of these things have at one point or another been said about me. Permission was attained for quotes with names associated. Rest are kept blank for anonymity.
Personal
“Big things” — Ziying Chen
“You too deserve eggs. and flames.”
“You have problems…”
“I can tell from how clean you keep your desk you have a very clean personal life”
“Why are you like this?”
“I see you are a man of culture…”
“You squeak a lot”
“How do you get your voice that high pitched?”
“Okay” — Alex Vidal Rodriguez
“Separately, you act like you’re 3 while you (my brother) act your age. Together, both of you act like you’re 2.”
“Those Men in Black sunglasses don’t make you look like Will Smith. You look more like the the cockroach Will Smith stepped on.”
“Not perfect”
“Perfect”
“Cow”
“You’re mean and unfriendly”
“You’re the nicest person I’ve ever met”
“I can’t tell if you’re joking or serious so I’m just going to assume seriousness and be concerned.”
Professional
“Shay and I don’t mind sharing one of the beds [or all three of us can share one if it’s financially responsible]”
“He’s one of the smartest people I’ve ever met…Also, one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met”
“Have you considered a career as an opera singer?”
“Can yell when needed”
“Nah you have integrity”